tu-Brooke-ulosis
~ Saturday, October 15 ~
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~ Saturday, April 30 ~
“ When you talk about guns you always hear a lot about the Second Amendment and the Founding Fathers, and what they would say if they were here. Well, I for one think that if the Founding Fathers were here today, they would be super freaked out by cars. You can talk to them all you want about the Second Amendment, and they would just yell, ‘What are all these metal beasts doing rolling down the thoroughfare?’ And you’d tell them, ‘Those are cars’. And then you’d try to talk to them about militias and they would scream, ‘How can you speak of militias when steel dragons fly through the sky?’ And you’d say, ‘Those are airplanes.’ But even if they could wrap their heads around that they would eventually ask, ‘Why are all the slaves out?’ And they would think that. You can groan all you want, but they would think that. And yes, the Founding Fathers wanted you to have the right to bear arms, but the guys who wrote that would pee through all eight layers of their pants if they saw what guns are now. In 1787 shooting a bullet was slightly faster than throwing one. If you wanted to be bulletproof in 1787 you put on a heavy coat. So with that in mind, I’m all about Americans having guns as long as they’re the muskets from 1787 that take forever to load.
— Saturday Night Live 36x12 - Seth Meyers
~ Wednesday, April 20 ~
Tumblr-land, I know its been far too long. However, sometimes there are videos that express so perfectly how you feel that you cant help but return form hiatus. Between the overwhelming stress of finals, boy problems, and “friend” problems…maybe I do need to say adieu to anxiety and just silently say “fuck you” to it all.
So, here it goes. Fuck you law school finals that eat away the bits of soul I have left. Fuck you haters who claim to care for me but turn around and say things that a true friend would never say. Fuck you to everyone who thinks so much of themselves, but only at the extent of others (pathetic). And fuck you to those who make me question what it is about me that isn’t good enough for you. I am exhausted. Exhausted from feeling not good enough to be in school, not good enough to be the perfect friend, and not good enough to be the one for you. So, this time I think Ill take a cue from Cee Lo Green.
I think I feel better now. Perhaps.
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~ Monday, August 9 ~
Goodness… I am in love (w/ JGL..and maybe Zooey too)
~ Saturday, July 31 ~
My hero has become a lego. WIN! If you dont know who this is…well…I may or may not have to hit you.
~ Thursday, July 29 ~
How much do you love it when people try and make dirty jokes and they spell wrong? Love it so hard. SO HARD.
Warning: I cannot spell. At all. I probably shouldn’t be laughing at them.
So I was eating my lunch and decided to read the nice little story under the lid. BEST FOOD STORY EVER. Read it. Do it now. NOW.
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